Talking Turkey

Getting this far-flung family together for a holiday celebration is quite the challenge nowadays. In different years, the three generations of us have been in various countries far away from this land, and any of half a dozen or more US states. Now with most of us living within a couple hours' drive or so of the East-Coast mega-knot-polis… it's still no easier.

Brother "Doc" Rich (he isn't) will be in recovery from surgery, so Thanksgiving will be low-key for him, the good wife, two kids, and cageful of mine-trained canaries; they'll be having their tofurkey near the Chesapeake Bay.

Sister Mew, husband Arnold, and their own two children, will be at her in-laws'. Not having her gang, and Doc's, this year is quite the loss – they're just about the only decent cooks this family can offer.

Sister Alicia, husband Levi, and newest family member Dannay Lee, live closer to Boston, so are taking it particularly easy this year, as well they should.

Brother Sarge, the Marine, is stateside this year, and will show up with fork, knife, and leaf-blower wherever he might be needed. He's penciled in.

My younger daughter, Portia, will be with her mom for their own Erntedankfest en famille. Older daughter Shellie, though, will not be with her mom, nor with a wonderfully-lucky young gentleman's family. So she and I will be pooling our efforts with my mother this year – and this may be an indicator of desperation on Shellie's part, the poor child. Here's our series of emails from yesterday and this morning, trying to get the cats all lined up:

-----Original Message-----
Subject: Gobble

So where is Turkey Day being held this year?

Shellie Schilt

-----Original Message-----
From: Pop Etc.
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2007 7:03 PM
To: 'Shellie'
Subject: RE: Gobble

Good question! We're still working that out; the Mew-crew will be with Uncle Arnold's family, eating this.

Your Aunt Mew fired off a note to Unc-Doc earlier (no response just yet), seeing whether he'd like the honors. If he bows out, we'll probably commandeer Sarge's kitchen. Grandmother gets exhausted by having a houseful of loud, obnoxious family (not that there are many other kinds, this side of des Vaterlands) in her own home, and would still rather ride in a car with me for an hour each way. This is quite brave of her.

Anyway, I'll let you know once we've got it figured out… although I'm betting you'll hear it from Mew before the rest of us do!

Love,

Dad

She and my sister are very close… and nearly indistinguishable, other than the fact that my daughter's arguably more mature.

-----Original Message-----
Well, I talked to Auriga last night, who talked to Emma [Mrs. Doc, Riga's mom], who said Doc's having his kidney stone operation the day before Thanksgiving so "it will be a quiet one" around their house. Whether that means they're up for having Thanksgiving, I don't know. Mew mentioned the in-laws' so it will be quite strange not having someone besides Auriga and me shooting things out their nose and choking and nearly peeing.

"Mature" being relative, if you'll pardon the pun.

P.S. I called you twice yesterday – way to check your phone for missed calls.

Shellie

-----Original Message-----
Subject: Re: The Beef About the Turkey

Okay, here's the latest:

We'll have our fête at in town after all; the Doc-gang won't be there, but Sarge and (probably) Choggun-Nunim will, bringing along salad and a thorough brushing for Tiger. We'll have roast beef and taters – and Sarge has tapped you to bring along the just-desserts. (I pointed out to him that if they were just desserts, they'd also be calorie- and fat-free… earned me a chuckle.)

Re the phone, Fräulein Kluge-Hosen: I switched it to "vibrate" in advance of testing for another County-government position early yesterday afternoon. As usual, I didn't switch it back to Normal mode afterward – you know I'm not truly cell-focused, so it still hasn't entered my processes and routines to check for missed calls.

So, yes, I do apologize. You may lay about me with the wet noodle next week. (Rinse first.)

Back to Thanksgiving: don't let the absence of Casper [Mew Jr., or "mini-Mew"], Auriga, and Mew hinder your free expression (and constitutionally guaranteed right) of opinion via airborne food- and former-food products. This still entertains Sarge, and Grandmother might be a bit more flexible with fewer female descendants doing so. You can borrow my oversize bib if you'd like.

Love,

Dad

-----Original Message-----
Well, I'll check with Auriga to see if she wants to come up. I can always go down and get her on Wednesday (I shudder at the thought of driving that night, but hopefully if I leave at 7:30ish after Weight Watchers, traffic won't be too bad) and then bring her back Friday or something.

Maybe I can finally get the Korean character for "family" out of Sarge or Choggun because I lost another 1.6 pounds this week and am almost 2 pounds below the tattoo reward for losing my 10% - I'm down 18 pounds now J well, that figure might be a bit smaller, given the Thanksgiving pot luck we had at work yesterday. My stomach is still punishing me.

I have to take her word on these figures, pardon probable pun. I just don't see where she needs to lose an appreciable amount of weight. I suggested to her once that her not looking anywhere close the weight she claims is because she's denser. This did not go over well.

Shellie

-----Original Message-----
Subject: Re: Pounds, and Rounds

Heh-heh…

Congratulations to you on your eighteen pounds; keep it up! I mean, down. (And if it wouldn't annoy you, I'd add the rude Stu Cutler comment about "What's the goal? Another ten?" But I won't.)

And it goes without saying – so of course I'll say it anyway – that we'd love to have [Doc's daughters] Auriga (and Vega, if she and her 'rents are okay with you gals dragon her around). This would give you someone to cut up with, so to speak, and provide the rest of us with even more entertainment, laying bets to see which of you turns redder, etc.

Re Christmas: Mew's also going to be setting up the annual online gift-exchange site for us. Knowing you, I'd like to suggest this particular gadget for your wish list:

http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/16/lantic-systems-unveils-gilded-30000-rc-1-remote-control/

 

Repeating: I'm proud of how well you've been doing with Weight Watchers – and especially with your own unsurpassable willpower. It's been very inspiring!

P.S.: Keep open-minded on making yourself some extra bu¢k$ with your great writing and tale-telling skills (e.g., a column in an online mag for twenty-somethings)… and an open-mike night for you sometime at a comedy club (after a couple solid drinks) would be a real hoot for the rest of us.

Love,

Dad

-----Original Message-----
Yeah it's definitely not easy, but the results are more than worth it. Plus, we both know how stubborn I am, so for once that's actually a big help. My goal was to be down 1.8 by Thanksgiving, so I really want to get that last .2 off for Wednesday. I saw my ex and his family a couple Saturdays ago and their reactions to seeing me were priceless. I haven't visited since I started WW, so I guess I looked a lot different. Naturally, X's reaction was the best J

But I think Auriga wants to stay home so I doubt she'll be coming up. Mew and Arnold and the kids are going to stop by in the late afternoon, so they should get there a couple hours ahead of Sarge.

Shellie

-----Original Message-----
Subject: Re: "Stubborn" Is NOT the Same Thing as "Suborn"!

"For once" your stubbornness was a big help? For once? (Grown) child of mine, your stubbornness has been a tremendous help all through your life, and through you has aided plenty other folks (even whether they like it or not) as well. It's one of several admirable and enviable things about you!

You know, I'm really curious about your meet-up with the Mr. X's family… so could you save it for entertainment next week? I know we'd all be tickled to hear about it, in fact.

Re the Mew-Crew: I'm guessing we'll tell Sarge that things start promptly at one… so he'll be arriving a bit later than Mew + 3, yes. Pending Grandmother's plans, let's assume late afternoon; JT and Arnie should be able to fill in an empty corner or three, too.

Chow!

Love,

Dad

-----Original Message-----
There's nothing really to tell about the visit; el X said he was coming home a month or so ago and we couldn't work out a time to hang out and were able to do so a couple weekends ago. It was good to see everyone, but I guess I can give you an update next week. Really, nothing to tell – except that, obviously, he loves me. J

Shellie

-----Original Message-----
Subject: Re: Compliments, Complements, and Condiments

Of course he loves you! Who wouldn't? Who doesn't? Anyone who says they don't… is a bonehead, and is lying through their teeth.

And to paraphrase you: way to duck and weave around some compliments, Missy. Just say thank you, bow graciously, and look away. Anyway, it'll be great to have you over next week; desserts okay by you? Any other menu-suggestions? (E.g., I might make up a good marshmallow salad, if your points would allow that.)

Love,

Dad

-----Original Message-----
I wasn't trying to duck and weave; I didn't notice anything aside from the obvious stubbornness comments. Plus, I am trying to multitask and am failing miserably.

As far as food is concerned: I just suggest the typical turkey, taters, stuffing, (hopefully minimally burnt) crescent rolls, and veggies. I never really liked marshmallow salad but am pretty much throwing all points restrictions out the window. I weigh in on Wednesday and won't weigh in again until the 28^th, so I will have plenty of time to burn things off – as long as I'm not as uncomfortable for 18 hours again like I was after yesterday's feast. I brought a no-bake cheesecake and crescent rolls to the pot luck and I can throw some together again if you and Grandmother want. Just let me know.

Shellie

-----Original Message-----
Subject: Re: Roll Play

Whoah-there; shields back down, Riker. My "duck 'n weave" quip was light-hearted, typed with a crooked half-smile and practiced light-shake of the head... I might not have conveyed that. <hangs head... rolling eyes non-visibly> And I'll bet you a nickel and a half that you're multitasking fine, too.

We already have the roast beast, so the only turkey(s) for us next week will be, well, me and Sarge. But we'll all get stuffed. Although… some kind of beef-friendly stuffing would be a great idea – and I think we already have the rolls, too. I'll take a more proactive hand in those, so hopefully the carbon content will be minimal.

PS, Shell-E: I really do like your writing/wording style; these chuckles are good for my morale, and probably burn off a few calories, too.

PPS: sorry about the 'mallow salad… should we warm up a pumpkin pie for you?

Love,

Dad

-----Original Message-----
You're having ROAST BEEF for Thanksgiving? That's weird. And re marshmallow salad: one of the few things I like less than it is pumpkin pie. =P Apple pie is good though *angelic grin*

Shellie

-----Original Message-----
Subject: Re: Roll Play

Incredibly, I can still sometimes wrap a hand around your ankle and tug before you even notice. I know how fond you aren't of pumpkin pie, which is why I suggested it. And since you've been deputized Daughter-Director of Downright Delicious Desserts Department, I know we'll have a great apple pie, and no pumpkin.

Re the beef: we've had that for a while (but it's frozen, not green), so we're just being cheapskates about it. This also saves time and aggravation otherwise spent on plucking the turkey, who generally does not appreciate the endeavor anyway.

I'm betting further you can talk Mew into doing up a great sized turkey for Christmas.

Love,

Dad

I'll have to get on the phone quickly and let Beej – Shellie's mom – know that our daughter will be headed up there afterward, likely still screaming. Except... I don't know where my cell phone is. Maybe Shellie will call?

 

"And when October goes…"

October, just ended, is quite a month for this family, in particular for three of us (your off-the-radar Aging Child being one of these). I don't want to hog the blog – although, heh, it is mine – but let me lay it out a bit for my occasional reader or two, starting with me and winding back down to yours truly.

The month starts out (near enough) with my birthday, or not long after it, which is why I've done my best to drop out of sight from late September to early October: I honestly don't like the fuss made over me, and have come to most prefer spending that span in a monastery – really! – in prayer, meditation, self-examination, and sampling the monastic life. It's the best of ways for me to start out a new year of life.

Of course, the last couple years – this and last year – poor Spartacus has had to tolerate my loud and mystical company, given his secure homestead's day-drive proximity to a particular shrine I'd wanted to visit. But I think he's been a bit miffed at my divulging some of his blockhouse's hi-tech security measures; so he and wife and kids (and probably dogs and rabid cat as well) have – since my most recent visit – taken up practicing with a longbow and throwing-axes… I kid not! (Details and photos some other time.) He and Mrs. Sparta already have crusher-handshakes (I assume all their kids do, too), so I expect the shafts and hafts are all flying some serious distances. Neighbors, be warned! And, since these are low-tech, I can't trigger them with pinecones… which means my next visit there will see me either heavily padded and armored, or driving a second-hand M-1.

But back to the significance of October to my own family. About three weeks after my birthday, there falls my dad's birthday… which he missed this year for the fourth October in a row, owing to the still-sad date now forever falling between his birthday and mine. We laid him to rest most of a week later, the day before his birthday. This date also held a particularly different anniversary for me: eighteen years before that, my wife and I separated, later to divorce.

Moreso: at the same time and on the same day as Dad's funeral, my father-in-law's funeral was also being held. I urged of Shellie (my and Beej's daughter) that she attend that one… being the favorite (and eldest) grandchild on both sides, this double-blow to her heart was more than she could easily bear, so I spared her having to choose which grandfather's funeral to miss. I don’t regret in the least having had her be there by her mom's side, rather than my own.

Beej needed this badly; when I brought Shellie up to her and spoke briefly with her just a couple days after Norman's passing – while I was still very much reeling from the loss of my own dad – Beej, still quite attractive, looked understandably awful: face very pale, eyes utterly haunted like those of a soldier still trapped on the battlefield. Incredibly, amid whatever turmoil was still roaring through her, Beej somehow was able to offer me her sincerest condolences on the passing of my father. I was deeply touched by this kind gesture, and nearly brought to tears over it.

Norman was a man impossible to close any door on. He was everything my father was not: strong, quiet, self-effacing, very skilled around the house and with tools, loving, protective and defensive of his wife and children and grandchildren (well, my dad did love his grandchildren, too), firm where firm was needed, and gentle and yielding where that, too, was called for.

Picture Abraham Lincoln half a foot shorter; shave off his beard, soften his face, toss away the stovepipe hat, and you've got Norm, close enough.

He gave me his only daughter, the apple of his eye (who in turn gave me a lovely daughter of my own). And he remained close and a friend even after Beej and I separated and divorced. He did not hesitate once to come down to my own home and read me the riot act (with both barrels, and at full volume) when I was being a real jerk about some of the last few divorce issues. And he also once came into my home to give me a hug and tell me he loved me. I have no clear memory of my own father doing that.

Norm, I wish I could have been at your funeral that day (I did make it to his wife's just a couple years afterward) – the only thing that could keep me away, did keep me away: having to bury my own father. I’m very glad and proud that my daughter (the second apple of your eye) was there to tell you goodbye from both of us.

And whenever I leave flowers at my dad's grave – as I did a couple weeks ago – I swing out across a couple county lines and leave some for Norm (and Nan) as well. My dad gave me life; Norm, through his daughter and his own impossible-to-follow example as a father, made my life worth living. Thank you for everything.

Now, let's dab our eyes a moment, and turn October around again. Norman was able to accept my being less than perfect. While no utter blockhead, I certainly did not get my family's greatest share of looks or/and brains. Without a doubt, the wisest person in our family – smartest, loveliest, and most with-it – has got to be baby-sister Alicia (our brother Doc's Ivy-League PhD notwithstanding). Two years ago, she wed her husband Levi in what truly was a fairy-tale wedding. This was in Cambridge (MA, not UK), and somehow they brilliantly managed to reserve Harvard's Fogg Art Museum for their reception… complete with klezmer band (Dad would've loved it!), hora, everything! (I almost got to dance with the lovely – fortunately married – clarinet-player!)

In a bit of stunning inspiration (this is beautifully typical of the two of them), they held this lovely ceremony in October (2005)! The more-recent hole left in our collective hearts by our dad's October-passing was so beautifully mitigated and brought a long way toward healing by Alicia and Levi's wonderful choice of months in which to marry, whatever other factors may have weighed into that choice.

And now it is my delightful honor to announce to the world (the rest of the family already knows: we just confide in other-sister Mew, and it spreads like wildfire in San Jose) that Alicia gave birth late this afternoon to our latest family member, only the second boy of now-seven grandchildren of our parents. With October just now behind her, she and Levi and son yet-to-be-named have graced a whole new month at its outset; previously November was family-famed for being the exclusive territory of older-brother Sarge, it being his birth-month.

Lovely!

What a gorgeous time of year. Let's hear it for October… and now November First!

"Our revels now are ended..."

Four years ago this noon, I was passed an urgent message at work to call my mother. I dialed her up immediately and found her in tears, sobbing, unable really to talk.

"What is it?" I asked. "What's the matter?"

"It's your father," she got out, and sobbed some more. (They'd been divorced almost thirty years… and still she worried sometimes about his failing health.)

My heart skipped a beat, then resumed at a harder pace. "What is it? Can I call someone else" – (two brothers and two sisters, for instance, are just ten or eleven digits away) – "who can tell me?" I wanted to spare her this struggle.

Mother pulled herself together enough to blurt out, "He's dead."

This couldn't be. My heart gave up its duties for good, and switched over to kicking tremendous loads of ice-water through my system. Before hanging up and dashing out the door, I got a quick summary from my mother, that Dad hadn't shown up that morning to teach his university class, and that the police and one of my brothers had found him, cold already, gone, on the kitchen floor of the house we'd lived much of our childhoods in.

As the icewater in me boiled and flowed down my face while I raced home – about forty miles – the tiny piece of my mind not in utter shock was trying to insulate me by writing a verse, pivoting around the word whole/hole: that now there was a hole that would remain in me forever, where once Dad's great voice boomed; that in too few days a hole in the earth would claim him; that the rest of my days I'd not be whole any longer; and so on. But even over the next few stunned days, I couldn't pull the lines together, and the work remains even less complete than Gilbert Stuart's painting of the father of our country.

What I did manage to compose was a eulogy. With input and suggestions from the family, over the next couple days I wrote a memoriam to this complex man, who had raised, confused, infuriated, inspired, hurt, sustained, baffled, and entertained us all our lives… often all at once.

Then I had the nerve-rattling honor of addressing his church – with a brother and sister beside me to speak as well, and to lend strength (each of us to the others, in fact), at his memorial service – a day before what would have been his seventy-second birthday. Dad ought to've snorted, climbed out of his casket, and sat down in the front row just to witness this spectacle of three of his offspring at the – Lutheran – pulpit. He may well have, in fact, for all I could perceive of what was going on around us.

(I'll put that eulogy here in a moment.)

During this span of shattered days I found songs whirling through my head: Harrison's "All Things Must Pass", Bread's "Everything I Own", Fogelberg's "Leader of the Band", Rutherford's "The Living Years", and so on. Some literary quotes, too, bubbled up. From Shakespeare's "The Tempest" came one passage in particular; I also checked it out in several translations in German (Dad's language of birth and most of his academics), but noted quickly that they couldn’t convey the impact of this:

Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
As I foretold you, were all spirits and
Now a moment, some minutes, of music
Are melted into air, into thin air;
And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces –
The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve
And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
As dreams are made on, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.

– The Tempest, iv. i. 148-58

I'm still planning on printing this up in a Tudor-style font, or Fraktur, colored, laminating it, and leaving it by his stone.

This quote triggered a second one; I found that the greater part of Swinburne's "The Garden of Proserpine" likewise echoed what I (and no doubt many others) were feeling at our loss:

Here, where the world is quiet;
Here, where all trouble seems
Dead winds' and spent waves' riot
In doubtful dreams of dreams;
I watch the green field growing
For reaping folk and sowing,
For harvest-time and mowing,
A sleepy world of streams.

I am tired of tears and laughter,
And men that laugh and weep;
Of what may come hereafter
For men that sow to reap:
I am weary of days and hours,
Blown buds of barren flowers,
Desires and dreams and powers
And everything but sleep.

[…]

There go the loves that wither,
The old loves with wearier wings;
[…]
Wild leaves that winds have taken,
Red strays of ruined springs.

We are not sure of sorrow,
And joy was never sure;
To-day will die to-morrow;
Time stoops to no man's lure;
And love, grown faint and fretful,
With lips but half regretful
Sighs, and with eyes forgetful
Weeps that no loves endure

From too much love of living,
From hope and fear set free,
We thank with brief thanksgiving
Whatever gods may be
That no life lives for ever;
[…]
That even the weariest river
Winds somewhere safe to sea

– Algernon Charles Swinburne

(If you have a hymnal handy, look up "The Church's One Foundation"; this poem can be sung to that tune, if you wedge in an extra beat at each stanza's sixth line.)

While you have your hymnal out, have a go at "A Mighty Fortress Is Our God", which we sang at his memorial, and which he'd requested years earlier – and I think Dad may have shot out of the ground, still spinning like a flywheel, last Sunday (a week ago yesterday) when we sang it at Mass. (Afterward, our priest beamed, and said – I don't know if he meant it ironically, or seriously – "Martin Luther would be proud.") More likely Dad just grinned smugly. We may keep that grin on him through all eternity, too – "Ein Feste Burg" might be added to his stone.

And while we're here in church – and before I segue into my family's eulogy for Dad – I want to add a word for Norman, my (ex-) father-in-law, who passed away just days after my father, and whose funeral was held the same day and at the same time, leaving my older daughter – oldest, favorite, doted-on grandchild on both sides of the family – torn over which to attend; I gently had her attend her maternal grandfather's; her mom (whom I'd divorced almost twenty years earlier) looked so devastated that I knew she'd need the extra shoulder to rest her broken heart on. (Yet even in the midst of her own private anguish over her lost father, Beej – my daughter's mom – somehow found enough presence of mind to offer me her condolences at my own loss.)

No, strike that; I'm going to give Norm his own blog-posting in a few days – he (and my daughter, and her mom) deserve that.

But this afternoon I did swing out to my father-in-law's grave – headed home from Dad's, and Dad's memorial plaque on campus – to thank him (and his late wife, now at his side again) for two beautiful women who've so wonderfully shaped my life: his daughter, whom I married, and the daughter she gave me in turn.

My own dad… I don't know how to thank, and in his own case this would be tacky and not nearly as… appropriate? So for him, here's this:

For Dad: In Memoriam

October 21, 2003

This morning I saw that my DayTimer had a quote that especially describes my father, and I thought I'd start by sharing it with you: "Plunge boldly into the thick of life." It was written by Goethe, one of my father's favorite authors.

Over these last several days since our father's passing, we've found much comfort in the words and recollections graciously and freely offered to us by many of you, his students and colleagues and friends – both here in his church, and on the University campus.

You truly understand the depth of this terrible ache that we, his family of flesh and blood and tender years, are carrying now at this loss, because it so closely mirrors your own. And even in our own grief, we in turn share our condolences with you, who have lost a giant talent of a teacher; a beautiful, Christian soul of a long and proud tradition; and an utterly irreplaceable icon of a good and loving friend.

We do keenly know how many of his years, and how much of his heart and mind and soul, he poured into his work and worship; and so for all of us there is a great deal of peace and consolation in recognizing that these are things he was doing to his very end. There was to be no long decline for him, no period of great weakness, or fading or feebleness, before he was called back home to God. There was no retirement for him, even – something about which he'd only just begun speaking to some of us, in the last few weeks before his death. It is a beautiful tribute to his love and dedication, that his very last few days among us were spent with his students and the members of this congregation.

And so, none of us in his family could possibly speak to you of what a warm and skilled and humorous professor he'd been these many, many years. Nor could we tell you of the great reverence, deep faith, and devotion through which he served the Lutheran community, especially here. These things you know and felt and saw in him every school day, and every Sunday. And these particular things are of course for you to reflect and recollect and smile and – yes – mourn over.

I can't even speak adequately of what I know my brothers' and sisters' hearts have been going through, as we begin now to look on the meaning of life without our father. But perhaps I can at least offer just a few personal recollections of growing up with him, and so in a way bring you further into our home.

When I was about six, during his first couple semesters teaching at the university, I would sometimes hold his hand while we all walked around campus with him. We got to playing a game of "please don't squeeze my hand"… only sometimes, the rules changed without warning, and "don't squeeze" would unexpectedly mean "DO squeeze" and he'd suddenly crunch my little hand in his big palm. It never really hurt that much… not as much as it does now, anyway.

We never lost sight, though, of how those bigger hands reflected the big heart within him. For those hands more than once dressed our wounds when we fell off our bikes, or got an especially large and painful splinter lodged under our skin – and once those hands caught me, as I dangled helplessly from the tree in the back yard, a too-high branch I'd gone out too far on, and was now too scared to jump from.

Even his lap was bigger back then, bigger than it came to be after we'd all grown up… at least until our own kids, in turn, could sit on it. And when we were small and on his lap, he'd always boom out some nonsense-verse in German or English while bouncing us up and down, and suddenly dumping us to the floor.

I think the five of us all still have some caution around bigger voices, having grown up with the echoes of his, throughout the house – and that was a loud voice that no longer will call us downstairs for supper, or ring us over the miles to share with us something of his latest trip to Europe, or an achievement of one of our own children.

He never got the hang of how to make a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich while we were still young – once he even put margarine under the peanut butter before serving it to me. Ugh… but I miss his German-traditional, open-face sandwiches on deep, dark bread.

For a few years, you might open one of his refrigerators and find a large ceramic pot in it. And floating in the pot's quite potent beverage would be a peck or two of rather happy-looking strawberries or blueberries; I remember he even took up my name for this floating fruit concoction – "brewberries". The berries seemed to evaporate or dissolve over the course of many weeks… but in retrospect I think they might have been going toward some very interesting, grown-up desserts.

I don't think I'll ever be able to use Old Spice aftershave and cologne – an aroma he always had about him, and which still lingers throughout the house we grew up in, and will always be wrapped around our hearts.

And I wish I knew what happened to the sweater-vest he gave me one Christmas. I don't think I could bear to put it on – besides, it was so much more his style than mine. But he'd be just a little bit closer to me, I think.

I had the privilege of traveling twice in Germany with Dad. The first time was ten years ago, when he also made it possible for my older daughter to come with us. Those of you who have been fortunate enough to have taken such a trip with him know that you couldn't have hoped for a more delightful and knowledgeable guide, someone who stood so at ease and so competently astride the two cultures. I thanked him more than once, afterward, for giving me and my daughter the most wonderful three weeks of our lives.

Anyone who's spent time in Germany knows that it's a country and culture that seizes you, opening up in you quite a longing to return to it, or even to remain there.

Before our trip there in 1993, I finally persuaded Dad to help me deepen my command of the language, and I dove into his books and tapes like he'd… well, dived into all things Estonian.

A year or two later, seized with that ache to return again to Germany, I was standing near our dad while talking on the phone with one of our relatives who was in Germany. And I said to her, "Ich wollte, ich nur da wär'," or, "I just wish I were there!" And Dad just about leapt out of his chair; he sat bolt upright, slapped the dining-table quite hard, and exclaimed, "PERFECT first-person subjunctive indirect discourse! VERY good!!" I was his prize student for just one moment… but proud for a lifetime.

The second time I traveled with him to Germany was in 1996, when he and I and one of my brothers flew over to help lay his mother, our Oma, to rest after a long illness. If Dad has been the head of our family, Oma had been the heart; and I think her passing dimmed a little of the spark that always was dancing in his eyes.

Out of a deep, personal need I felt to honor Oma, I found myself wanting to read a particular poem by W. H. Auden at her memorial service. So I told my father about my wish, and at his favorite bookstore there in Oma's home town of Timmendorfer Strand, he helped me order a book of Auden verses in German. But the book did not arrive in time, and the poem was unread when the time came.

I thought of this poem again when my mother told me last week that Dad had died, and I decided that it encapsulates even more, in words that I could never find or write on my own, some of the moments of grief I believe many of us have been experiencing since we lost this father, brother, uncle, professor, and friend of ours. I wanted to read it in here German – as much for you who love him too – but I think now that it serves our hurt best in English, the tongue of his adopted home:

Funeral Blues
Stop all the clocks; cut off the telephone;
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone;
Silence the pianos, and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin: let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle, moaning overhead,
Scribbling on the sky the message, "He Is Dead."
Put crepe bows 'round the white necks of the public doves;
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was our North, our South, our East and West;
Our working week, and our Sunday rest;
Our noon, our midnight; our talk, our song;
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now; put out every one;
Pack up the moon, and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean, and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

My friends and family, I find that this verse ends on a bleakness I simply don't feel… for something good and beautiful has indeed come to us, out of the death of this man we've loved: we've had it brought to us how far-ranging our father's true family really is. For it encompasses not just us who bear his name or in whose painful hearts his blood flows, but most wondrously a great church of many loving souls, a campus of countless students and faculty and alumni, and a community that stretches over all horizons. And all of you carry a portion of the ache that is ours now, and have even in your grief shared concern for our own hurt, for which, again, we are all deeply grateful.

Welcome, family.

Good-bye, Dad.

We love you.

(Those of you who've seen "Four Weddings and a Funeral" will recognize Auden's poem. Yes; it was like that… although I'm told my Scottish accent is atrocious, nor would I have dared that kind of levity in his church – although Dad would have been laughing himself red in the face if I'd tried it.)

 

The Dog Daze of Autumn

Your Aging Child has been busy these past couple weeks… again/still. Pope Pius XII remains on the front burner – figuratively, that is. Yet I've been juggling several projects beyond that one, too!

On the job front: while still wallpapering the neighborhood's corporate infrastructure with my résumé, I received the politest of letters from the religious order where I'd applied for the position of Executive Assistant to the Provincial Council. This letter gently and regretfully informed me that another candidate had been selected for that position. Certainly I was disappointed by the news, but I was still feeling the thrill of having just filled out an application there, especially one with a crucifix boldly in its header.

I've also begun plowing more actively into finally rejoining the ranks of college/university students… among whom I've studied (sometimes flying, sometimes flunking) since, er, Carter was president. Victim – I mean, candidate – school number one is a local community college, where at the least I'll nail down those last few "gut" classes toward my humble Associate's Degree. With luck, I'll be studying again this coming Spring.

On a parallel avenue, Mount St. Mary's University in Maryland has been getting an increasing amount of my attention and intentions as well. (See my previous posting.) They even have a satellite campus (which is not, however, in low-Earth orbit… although that would be really cool) closer to home. (And former coworker Aurelio attends that same remote campus!) There I met yesterday with an adult-student placement advisor; I'll be getting together with her again (embarrassing transcripts in hand) to look at what's needed to fast-track my Associate's Degree. I'll get the ba$i¢ classes finished up at the community college, then climb the Mount either for my Bachelor's degree, or to beg for admission at their on-campus seminary.

I'm also still pestering various placement agencies, and am under consideration (interviewing next week) for an admin-assistant job right there on the Mount campus, too. The position would pay barely over half what I was making with my previous employer, but the benefits include – check this out – free tuition. Aaaghhaagghh!

And at this time of year – as September finally shrugs its shoulders and yields to October and his russet leaf-palette – I generally take a week off and sequester myself in a monastery (really!) for a thorough spiritual flush-and-fill, and to sample further the monastic life. There's a great string of Saints' feast-days from late September into early October: archangels', guardian angels', beautiful and awesome St. Thérèse, the equally humble and inspiring St. Francis, and others. So there's plenty to meditate on. Sometimes during this span I can sneak in a birthday while no one's around to make a fuss over me.

But with my income essentially nil at present, this year I sacrificed that special week to prudence (ah, dear prudence), and made a couple-day roadtrip a little closer to my old Kentucky home – I mean, old New England home. I spent much of this time at the Fatima Shrine in Washington, New Jersey. (I'd popped by there for a bit last year, too, and nearly managed to bump into the gentle Father Apostoli.)

I was able to get in two early-morning runs (under a mile each), the first I've run in New Jersey. While panting along, I found myself giggling at an old B. Kilian cartoon I remembered:

No offense intended toward the Garden State! Put away your pieces.

It turns out that occasional contributor Spartacus has a high-security homestead within a day's drive (and perhaps a few state lines) of the Shrine, so – having already given him ample warning by cell and email – I swung by there as well. At some point this year his patient wife must have prevailed on him to put up a sign warning potential trespassers (and intrepid visitors) of the minefield. I paused a moment with my Sharpie and corrected the Russian spelling (the fresh sign's done up in six languages, IIRC), then pressed the call-button quickly enough to avoid the electric-shock he's wired in.

 "It's switched off!" Sparks yelled through his bullhorn after a moment. It looked like the gate-camera had shorted out during the recent rains up his way, so I figured he didn't know it was me yet. I tossed a couple pinecones over the razor-wire just in case, and turned my back a moment. Sure enough, one of them detonated a small mine. I jumped, and brushed the dirt and pine-needles off my shirt, then quick-pressed the button again.

 "Sorry about that!" came the bullhorned voice… but I could hear a chuckle as he clicked off. "Okay, I've muzzled the dogs!" I sighed and wrapped a beach-towel around my lower arm, and stepped through the gate as it swung open silently. The halogen-spots came on; I should have kept my sunglasses.

Even with that first camera out for now (don't count on it again, though), one still enters the Sparta-house acreage with caution. His motion-sensors all seemed to be active, and I spotted what looked like a shotgun and a blowgun each lift and turn my way as I walked past. No doubt other, less noticeable, devices were marking my passage.) Early on there was another mine-crater and a dog-chewed piece of a salesman's briefcase next to it… but I think that's a prop. Maybe. I stepped over several tripwires to play it safe.

In person, Spartacus is not quite as intimidating, but he's both taller and broader than me – and his wife and oldest child both have black belts in karate (one of his children later showed me her sword, too – nearly as long as I am tall; I am not kidding!), so there was no question how respectful I'd be. He sheathed his bowie knife and shook my left hand, and chided the large dog still clamped on my right arm. The dog dropped reluctantly, its hackles still raised, and we went into the house. I wrapped the now-perforated beach-towel around my neck and dabbed the sweat from my face – it had been much easier going this time than last.

We reminisced a bit; forty years ago we had been schoolkids together… and even then he was taller and broader and older than me, come to think of it. Today I'd brought along some music for his impressive collection, and we checked out some blues-tracks and more obscure good songs that had managed to escape his notice over the years. We also looked over some Simpsons videos I'd included.

Sparkly took me into his workshops (why have one, when you can have two?), and amid the awesome equipment showed me a beautiful piece of rich, dense, fine-grained, rose-colored wood that he's slowly crafting into a lap-steel guitar. (After His Holiness, my next blog-project here will be to document the progress of this work, including photos and – hopefully – an MP3 of the finished product.) There were several pieces of wooden sculpture he's shaping. And he also has several aircraft-models in progress… which are about as far from the little snap-together kits you and I used to make as… a trebuchet is from a slingshot.

We also talked metaphysics (and I've never met a physics I didn't like), animals – another dog was chewing on my arm at this point, but he's not full-grown (maybe three feet at the shoulder), and was doing his best not to break my skin –, education, family, history, art, exotic cars, toxicology, politics, computers, mustard, and so on. Sparks and the wife and oldest child whipped together (they did not use real whips) a nice steaming bowl of pasta, and a cold bowl of rich salad, plus sauce-sop bread-slices, and I joined the family for a fine, impromptu, casual dinner.

Mrs. Spartacus – fresh back from Switzerland – did me a woman's finest honor and treated me to a modest slab of real, genuine, European black-dark chocolate. It was the best dark chocolate I've ever tasted. In manner she is warm and welcoming… but her fangs and claws are never far below the surface. In this regard – and her growl – she reminds me delightfully of my older daughter. Mrs. and Mr. are an excellent match, and their kids and curs are well raised and respected. And respectful.

Too soon, as always, I had to leave. Sparty flicked on the bank of security-switches as we headed out the reinforced door. I spotted the minefield-lever and switched it back off on the way past. We headed down the sloping trail to my car, and I had the sense to stop right where he did. I stooped and picked up a couple glacier-rounded rocks (Ice-Age glaciers had passed by there a couple-dozen millennia earlier), and threw one a few feet ahead, turning my back once more.

As pine-bark and leaves finished raining down on us, Sparty grinned his infectious best and said again, "Sorry about that." I gestured him ahead of me, and he took the other rock out of my hand and set off one last mine before going any further. Obviously the goodwife had switched them back on immediately; I told you they were a good match!

Once Spark had unclamped the younger dog from my ankle, I cleared the day's debris from my car, gave him a bear-hug, and headed off down the road. After a moment the bright glow of his security-halogens flickered off, and I found myself already missing him and his fortress.

And I wondered suddenly: where does he get the power? I'm guessing they finally hooked in the water-wheel, augmenting their small solar panel, but I wouldn't be surprised if they're also tapped into a vein of off-site, low-level natural radioactives. Possibly their mastiffs take turns on the treadmill, too; I don't know – they're certainly in good shape (and even their semi-feral cat is musclebound). But Sparkle-Cuss would undoubtedly simply shrug and say they've been running the home off political hot air for years.

That can't be true… or their manse would be huge. So you can drive out and ask them yourselves; just don't forget to have some pinecones handy.