With
our embarrassment of a president finally finishing out his last day in
office, let's take a quick look at his legacy, courtesy of friend Spartacus.
(And I mean "quick", too – I have an interview with big
international firm in a little over an hour, plus some part-time work this
evening and much of the rest of the week. Whee!)
PS
to George: Not only yes-we-can, but yes-we-did. Ave atque vale; populi
jamdudum defutus est.
-----Original Message-----
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the
planning stages.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The
Alberto Gonzales Room,
where you won't be able to remember anything.
The
Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The
Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The
Guantanamo Bay Room,
where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The
National Debt Room which
is huge and has no ceiling.
The
"Tax Cut" Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The
"Economy Room" which is in the toilet.
The
Iraq War Room. After
you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third,
fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The
Dick Cheney Room,
in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The
Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The
Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The
Airport Men's Room, where
you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The
"Decider" Room complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, ouija board,
dice, coins, and straws.
The
museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's
accomplishments.
This
posting garnered a comment – but kudos really must go to the original writer, and a
gigglin' thank-you to Spartacus:
Davis Jan 19, 2009
Funny stuff — thanks for the
laughs on the LAST DAY OF THE ERA!! Good luck with your job prospects — sounds
a lot more hopeful than a lot of us have.
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